The Chainsaw Tango: Why DIY Tree Removal is a Bad Idea
So, you’ve decided it’s time for that old oak to meet its maker. You’ve got your work gloves, a borrowed chainsaw, and the kind of can-do attitude that convinces you this is a good idea. But before you turn your backyard into a DIY disaster zone, let’s talk about why tree cutting should be left to the professionals.
1. Gravity Is Not Your Friend
Sure, gravity keeps us all grounded, but when it comes to felling a tree, it’s more like that untrustworthy friend who’ll trip you when you least expect it. Trees have a funny way of not falling where you think they will—sometimes right on top of your car, fence, or the neighbor’s prized petunias. Professional tree cutters have a system (and the physics degree you didn’t know you needed) to make sure that tree goes down exactly where it’s supposed to.
2. Chainsaws: Because It’s Not the 1800s Anymore
Operating a chainsaw isn’t as easy as those action movies make it look. Sure, it’s a tool that can chop through wood like butter, but that’s also the problem—it can slice through just about anything, including things you’d prefer to keep intact (your limbs, for instance). Experienced tree pros have the know-how to use this beast of a machine safely, making sure the only thing getting cut down is the tree.
3. Wind + Branches = Nature’s Wrecking Ball
You’d think that once you cut a tree, gravity would take care of the rest. But here’s the fun fact: wind is an unpredictable partner in your DIY chainsaw tango. A sudden gust can swing a branch right toward you, your house, or even that chainsaw. Professionals know how to read the weather and the tree's structure to make sure no wild branches take out your windows—or you.
4. The “Widowmaker” Isn’t Just a Cool Name
If you’ve never heard of a "widowmaker," it’s not a term to take lightly. This nickname is given to large, heavy branches that hang precariously in trees, often unseen until it’s too late. These bad boys can weigh hundreds of pounds, and when they fall, it’s game over for anything in their path. Pros know how to spot them before they make a surprise appearance, and they have the equipment to safely bring them down without an unplanned trip to the ER.
5. Cleanup: More Than Just Picking Up Sticks
If you think tree removal ends when the tree hits the ground, think again. That massive trunk and those sprawling branches won’t just disappear into thin air (if only!). Cutting down a tree is one thing, but breaking it down into manageable pieces and hauling it away? That’s a whole other job. Save yourself the backache and the time it takes to dispose of all that wood. Let the experts handle it—chainsaw included.
Why You Should Call Us
At Tree Boss, we’ve seen all the reasons why DIY tree removal is a gamble you don’t want to take. Our team of seasoned tree pros brings the experience, safety gear, and muscle to get the job done right the first time. Plus, we’ll even haul away the evidence so you can get back to admiring your yard instead of counting your fingers.
Remember: Tree removal is no small feat, and it’s not worth risking your neck over it. Leave the heavy lifting to us—and save the DIY spirit for building that deck you’ve been talking about for three summers.
